v CLUB OF UNJUSTLY BALDED v
MOTTO:G.B.Shaw
Julius Cesar - ´´…Marcus Antonius is real man,not ashamed of his baldhead… ´´
Established : September 16 , 1993
Condition for the membership in the Club:
The Club can accept for its member any person over the age of 15, which untill the age of 33 visibly lost the part of his hair and he can prove it. The Club is a voluntary, indepebdent and apolitical organisation. It means that it will never take part in the elections. It´s field of activities is all over the world and its residence is in Trenčín. The main idea behind the Club is on the humours basis to increase the self confidence of the people who suffer the inferiority complex because of the fact, that they given the gift of this cosmetic excemptionality.
The division of the Club members according to the loss of hair coverage:
1.Knee alikes (the privileg cast, put at the highest place in the hierarchy of the Club)
2.Complety scarse (unique phenomena, rarites, highly respected members, showpieces)
3.High foreheads (hopeful, perspective members)
4.One to the other side hair shifters (these members are frequently the laughing stock for the others, because they try to hide their jewel)
5.Complete baldheads – so called Kojakmen
6.Justly balded (those who became bald after the age of 33)
The official greetingof the Club:
When meeting the other Club member the baldheads greet each other in such a way, that each of them moves his hand from the forehead up to the top of the head. If these persons know each other only slightly, they make this move just once. If they are friends, they make this move on their baldheads twiee. If they do it several times, it is considered to be a fawning.
The governing board of the Club
Willy Weber (humorist and journalist) – establisher
Roman Farkaš (communications mechanic) – executive president
Phdr.Leo Kužela (journalist) - the press talker
Phdr.Pavol Seriš (journalist) – deputy press talker
Ivan Bella (cosmonaut)-honorless consul for extraterrestrial civilizations
Milan Palčisko (railway mechanic) – honorless consul
Gejza Póda (worker) the Ambasador for Kazachtan and states of former Soviet Union
Contact adress
Willy Weber | K výstavisku 2 | 91101 Trenčín | Slovakia |
Roman Farkaš | Moysezesova 46 | 90201 Pezinok | Slovakia |
Pavol Karell | 28.októbra 37 | 91101 Trenčín | Slovakia |